So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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