You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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