It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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