I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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