Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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