It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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