why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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