is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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