I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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