Just fell off a train. Bad.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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