oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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