sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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