Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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