Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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