How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
soo... how was my night?
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