Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
