Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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