I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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