my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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