I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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