I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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