So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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