Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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