You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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