So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
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