it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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