the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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