Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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