Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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