Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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