I hate your face
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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