at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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