VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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