i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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