Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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