idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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