Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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