Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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