the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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