so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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