There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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