She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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