Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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