Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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