His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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