its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He has the fingertips of a God
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