He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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