I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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