So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Less talking, more tequila
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
