you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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