Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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