Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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