i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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