You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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