you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i just made my gag reflex go away.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Can you repeat that, but with context?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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