and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I need to stop coming to work sober
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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