make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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