Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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