I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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